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  • AWFLs (Affluent White Female Leftists) Destroy Society

    July 10, 2025
  • Paul Joseph Watson: The Truth about the US Attacking Iran

    July 10, 2025
  • Ian Carroll: War with Iran was Planned Years Ago

    July 10, 2025
  • Mark Dice: Suppressed Science May Explain Transgender Epidemic

    July 10, 2025
  • Steven Crowder Illegal Immigrants Murdering Americans but Jon Stewart just wants to Ban Guns

    July 10, 2025
  • Cassius Clay on Modesty in Women

    July 10, 2025
  • Auto Pen Scandal, Ted Cruz and Mike Lee on Biden Fake Presidency

    July 10, 2025
  • Penelope – Of Montreal

    Origin of my learning of the word lithograph

    Lyrics:

    Penelope, shoot the apple off my head

    I need to go to the store

    To get some sleep

    Because I’ve run out of sleep

    The rowboat came so David stopped arguing with a mime

    And waved his arms like wheat

    But when he tried to speak

    The Prince of Plum fell through the roof of his mouth and handed David an envelope

    Inside was a letter that read

    “Sir, you were given this envelope by mistake, please disregard it.”

    Nicolynn, shoot the candle off my head

    I need to go to the store

    To get some beets

    To rub all over my feet

    Andy’s joke reminded Gerard

    That his sloth balloon was owned by Turkish moths

    Gerard’s Lebanese boss had sent him out on business

    Giving his word that he would keep it locked in the safe

    But it was all deceit

    Cause once he had the sloth balloon

    He traded it

    To the moths for

    A lithograph of “Lady Lamenting on a Lawn Chair”

    What interested Balabanoba was building complicated French machines designed to better enjoy the duchess

    And she himHe helps her in the stirrups then he straps himself in

    They spend their days in heights of ecstasy

    But wait

    Why then does she look so sad?

    Why is her countenance so glum?

    Does she tire of mechanical hands?

    Or is she pining for the fair Prince of Plum?

    Lulubird, shoot the doorbell off my head

    I need to go to the store

    To get some treats

    For Gothe, Becket, and Keates

    The characters of “The Gay Parade” formed a boys choir with Static and the Red King

    But whenever they sing all postal workers simultaneously whisper to themselves the word calendar

    Calendar

    July 10, 2025
  • Nasty Brown Immigrants Attack Native White Street Performer in Leeds, England

    July 10, 2025
  • News Anchors Forcing Unamerican Accents onto Names

    July 10, 2025
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